Steve McClaren - a man who rarely fails to amuse.. and when he's not being funny, he's generally failing (except for the umbrella incident, where he was simultaneously failing and amusing).

Having moved to Dutch side FC Twente earlier this summer, we thought we had seen the back of him for a while, until his new side drew Arsenal in the Champions League qualifier, and who would've thought his pre/post match interviews could provide such entertainment.

In just a short space of time in the Netherlands it would seem that he has picked up the lingo with consummate ease, that is, the lingo of a Dutchman speaking English, you know the sort of thing - missing out every seventh word, using the phrase "how do you say" etc (Steve, your'e English, you know how we say 'underdog').

Reminiscent of the French speaking English policeman in Allo Allo, click the play button below, sit back and enjoy: